HOLY AUBERGINE CUSHIONS, BATMAN!

KZSC's own Promotions Director, Class Instructor, and Volunteer Coordinator could never take the place of your man

Thanks to the wonderful people at Couch Potato and the discerning eyes of our own Volunteer Coordinator and Member Services Director, KZSC now has a brand new couch! Our old, sagging, and slightly dangerous La-Z-Boy behemoth has finally been laid to rest, and an extremely fancy sectional aptly nicknamed “Purple Rain” has taken its hallowed (and very stained) place. So, when the KZSC staff trickles back in after winter break, there’s no need to worry about losing possessions or contracting any strange rashes! (Side note: we are, effective today, accepting volunteer hours for fanning the Executive Committee/Governing Board members as they luxuriate.)

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Intro to Radio Instuctor - Jacob is given young minds for molding. He then molds them. This is what he does.

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