When it comes to naming flowers, I must agree with Shakespeare – the sweetness of their smell & their delicate beauty are immune to nomenclature. But when it comes to naming a band, you must bring your ‘A’ game. Original, cool or catchy; you’d better bat 2 out of 3. Fame and fortune are not a given, even with the right name, but at least you aren’t boring us. Please avoid using the words: cinnamon, owl or vampire in your band’s name (trust me on this – they come up all too often). As KZSC’s Music Librarian, I have archived bunches of bands. Here’s a short list of some of the names to catch my eye in the stacks at KZSC: Ass Baboons of Venus, Lesbians on Ecstasy, Armageddon Dildos, Sweep the Leg Johnny and Screw Tractor. Some of my personal favorites include Soul Coughing, Wall of Voodoo and Romeo Void. Alas, there are many others worthy of mention, but I’m the one blogging here, not William S.